10 March 2009

Across the barroom table


There was fuck all else to do

2 kommentarer:

Igor said...

Friggin' In The Riggin'

It was on the Good Ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a mammoth penis.

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day, sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she wasn't able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

SEX PISTOLS

Igor said...

Frigidna je bila

Stalno sam joj kupovao fine stvari skupe
Samo da bih ispunio prohteve joj glupe
Stipo sam je cesto dok smo bili sami
A ona ce kroz jecaje, tuzicu te mami.

Frigidna je bila, frigidna je bila
Frigidna je bila i hladna kao led
Frigidna je bila, frigidna je bila
Frigidna je bila i ceko sam na red.

Sreo sam je jucer, posla je po voce
Pito sam je da li najzad sa mnom stvarno hoce
Bojazljivo se skinu, kao sve je u redu
A kada joj se ja unesoh, ugledah je bledu.

Frigidna je bila, frigidna je bila
Frigidna je bila i hladna kao led
Frigidna je bila, frigidna je bila
Frigidna je bila i ceko sam na red.

Reko sam joj mudro da sad je doslo vreme
Da pocne sa mnom proucavat neke bludne teme
A kada je porasla, postala je mocna
Spavala je tad sa svima i bila dama nocna.

Frigidna je bila, frigidna je bila
Frigidna je bila i hladna kao led
Frigidna je bila, frigidna je bila
Frigidna je bila i ceko sam na red.

Toni Montano